vein:

'im trying to forget your name'

vein:

'im trying to forget your name'

(via in-the-back-of-that-red-ragtop)

"I wonder
whose arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved."

this becomes almost deeper when you think of non-romantic loves too  (via asdfghjkllove)

(Source: abbycogen, via in-the-back-of-that-red-ragtop)

brantleyy-gilbert:

"I’m probably gonna have a little girl and I’m gonna go to prison for the rest of my life ‘cause the first dude that comes down my driveway that looks, acts, talks anything like me, I’m gonna stab him. Multiple times. On the spot. Can I say that? Fair enough, right? True story. Prison. There ya go."
(x)

brantleyy-gilbert:

"I’m probably gonna have a little girl and I’m gonna go to prison for the rest of my life ‘cause the first dude that comes down my driveway that looks, acts, talks anything like me, I’m gonna stab him. Multiple times. On the spot. Can I say that? Fair enough, right? True story. Prison. There ya go."

(x)

(via in-the-back-of-that-red-ragtop)

daisyduke-peekaboo:

find a guy that’ll be your boyfriend and your best friend but will fuck you senseless and when you do don’t ever let him go

(via in-the-back-of-that-red-ragtop)

"Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty."

Luke Bryan, wedding advice to a couple who got engaged during his concert (via pagesofpaiges)

(via in-the-back-of-that-red-ragtop)

skate-high:

I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture

image

And I was having a bad day until I saw that post

(Source: skate-high, via sagebrushstuff)

internetjunkieprincessxo:

I’m like crying like my entire childhood is in this picture ya feel me

internetjunkieprincessxo:

I’m like crying like my entire childhood is in this picture ya feel me

(Source: waitkirstenwho, via ruinedchildhood)

starksmash:

mamakarkat:



cronkri:



karkat—vantass:



chulacabra:



allstarbatmanny:



My roommate got sent a 2.5 pound box of sour gummy worms and these are the nutrition facts.



running w/ scissors



the ingredients though










serving size: bowl
Servings per box: Depends on size of bowl

starksmash:

mamakarkat:

cronkri:

karkat—vantass:

chulacabra:

allstarbatmanny:

My roommate got sent a 2.5 pound box of sour gummy worms and these are the nutrition facts.

running w/ scissors

the ingredients though

image

serving size: bowl

Servings per box: Depends on size of bowl

(via sagebrushstuff)

corvus-onca-sapien:

knitmeapony:

ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

note to self: stop being so fucking verbose all the time dammit you know this you got this <3

corvus-onca-sapien:

knitmeapony:

ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

note to self: stop being so fucking verbose all the time dammit you know this you got this <3

(Source: ethiopienne, via in-the-back-of-that-red-ragtop)

countrygirl5741:

platypussbears:

peter-capaldi-yo:

takshammy:

This week on “I found it in the McDonald’s bathroom”

something something fish pun

McKerel


Carp!

countrygirl5741:

platypussbears:

peter-capaldi-yo:

takshammy:

This week on “I found it in the McDonald’s bathroom”

something something fish pun

McKerel

Carp!

(via in-the-back-of-that-red-ragtop)